If you could save yourself, you'd save us all
2008-05-09 16:39:43These dudes dug up a corpse just so they could use its skull as a "bong". That's metal as fuck!
Wanna make a cool $17,000? All you gotta do is lay in bed motion-less, with a tube up your arse for 90 days straight.
So I guess this is the part where we tell you what to do this weekend. First things first:
Ok, so this party is a no brainer. Presented by Lindsay's Diet, photos from Scott Loudoun from Victoria, and tunes from Paul Devro, Expendable Douches, & the Friendship dudes equals every chick in our scene worth banging is gonna be there. No Tofu Studios, 7 W. 2nd Ave. Facebook details here.
There's also this Vice Party thing going on tonight where they tempt you with free beer to mask the fact they're being corporate shills for a shitty MP3 player that nobody wants to buy. We suggest you drink all their beer and then come to No Tofu. Oh yeah, you gotta RSVP: comingzuneVAN@viceland.com.
There's also Sound of Gold with resident bad-ass, Jason Lev and 1/2 Alive at Richard's. So basically, there's no excuse for you not be out partying 'til you puke tonight.
Tomorrow night, our friends the Bad Kids are having a release party for their new magazine. I hear there's free beer and disco involved, so if you're not too hellaciously hungover from tonight's festivities, definitely head down to the Unicron. I think there's also a few shows this weekend, so peek in the events section and I'm sure you'll find something!
